10/26/12

honest toddler

Is everyone keen to honest toddler and no one's told me about it? The other day I was emailing with my cousin and we were both complaining about our tots. For some reason both of our boys are having a hard time at bed time. For awhile now Ardo's routine is the same, eat. play. bath. bed. But these past few nights have a been a killer. We put him down and he cries and cries. We take him out of his crib, settle him down, put him back in and then the cries come back. Tuesday after work Jerry and I took him to the park to play, I thought maybe he has more energy to burn. Finally after four days, he went down with ease. Oh what a beautiful night that was. Anyway back to Honest Toddler. My cousin sent me the link and said "you're going to die laughing." OMG, dying I was. Honest Toddler is on twitter and tweets from the eyes of a toddler. The funny thing is I talk about Ardo all the time and I impersonate his inner monologue. I was laughing so hard at the tweets because so many days I've thought he was thinking the same thing! I've told him more than once, please dont grow up. I've also held him so tight he makes that, stop-hugging-me noise. They also have a website, but I haven't read too many stories yet.  I did catch the poem, You Look Prettier When You Smile. Im hoping to catch up on more stories, but for now the tweets have me rolling, some of the hilarious ones I found were ::



Honest Toddler
Jumped off the kitchen table. Turns out believing you can fly isn't enough. Thanks for the lies R Kelly.


Honest Toddler
Accidentally said I wanted an Awful for breakfast. Meant Waffle. She laughed in my face and told Facebook. :(

Honest Toddler
Dear Toddler Clothing Manufacturers, WE HAVE BIG HEADS.

Honest Toddler
What is a bathroom door, really. Other than a love barrier.

and my personal fav ::


Honest Toddler
The awkward moment when mommy hugs you way too tight for way too long and whispers something creepy like "Don't grow." Get a grip.

You can Follow Honest Toddler on Twitter here. I'm getting my daily dose.

6 comments :

  1. LOL! I love the last one. That's funny!

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  2. Thanks for the follow! Following back :)

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  3. This is great! I have to tell my daughter about Honest Toddler--she has a one year old but she'll appreciate it! Your blog site is lovely--thanks for sharing!

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  4. Hi,
    New follower from the blog hop please come follow me back :)
    http://lifewithtwinsandadramaqueen.com/

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  5. Bwahaha! I love that last one! I tell my toddler not to grow up all the time!

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  6. Thanks ladies! Aren't these hilarious?? My toddler doesnt say to many words yet but Im sure he thinks all of these.

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